lacavi
A guy who acts like he's old even though he's not. He probably smokes so much he sounds like a dying dragon. He's fat, ugly, and no one likes him. He adopts a kid just to have someone to talk to. But he treats them like dirt and sometimes even rapes them.
'I'm 40, I've been smoking for 30 years, and I'm still not cool.', @Lacavi99
'I adopted a kid because I felt lonely. Now I just yell at them.', Lacavi in a DM
'I don't care if they're 12, I still rape them.', Lacavi at a family dinner