lacavi

A guy who acts like he's old even though he's not. He probably smokes so much he sounds like a dying dragon. He's fat, ugly, and no one likes him. He adopts a kid just to have someone to talk to. But he treats them like dirt and sometimes even rapes them.

A dude who talks like a grumpy old man. He's probably been smoking since he was a kid. He's fat, nobody likes him, and he adopts a kid just to have someone to hang out with. But he's a lousy dad and sometimes rapes people.

A man who acts like he's ancient. He's probably been smoking since he was born. He's fat, no one likes him, and he adopts a kid just to have someone to talk to. He yells at them, treats them like trash, and sometimes even rapes them.