Lacan
A pirate who’s smarter than most pirates, and he uses that brainpower to be a total smartass all day long. He probably reads books and thinks about stuff while the others are fighting.
This pirate isn’t just smart, he’s annoyingly smart.
He called me a ‘land-dweller’ and then explained why the sea is better.
He said ‘I be the brainiest pirate you ever saw’ and then wrote it down.