Lacan

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A clueless, confusing sadist who loved making his students and other brainy folks suffer by writing like he was drunk on bad coffee and bad ideas. He made Derrida look like a spelling bee champion. The only reason people still talk about him is because he wasn’t as good as Jung, and probably will be forgotten by now.
My professor is like Lacan, but with more yelling and fewer dreams.
He wrote a book that took me three hours to read and I still didn’t get it.
Lacan is the reason I failed philosophy, and I still blame him.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A pirate who’s smarter than most pirates, and he uses that brainpower to be a total smartass all day long. He probably reads books and thinks about stuff while the others are fighting.
This pirate isn’t just smart, he’s annoyingly smart.
He called me a ‘land-dweller’ and then explained why the sea is better.
He said ‘I be the brainiest pirate you ever saw’ and then wrote it down.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A 18-year-old kid with no friends, no penis, and a death wish. He’s the kind of guy who texts his mom ‘I’m going to die’ and then goes to buy more ramen.
He threatened to kill himself, then went to the mall and bought five pizzas.
He said he was going to die, but then texted his ex.
He had no friends, no penis, and still had the nerve to complain about life.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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The best psychoanalyst ever. He thought everything came from a lack, and he was right. He also said reaching zero desire was impossible, and he had the guts to tell Zizek to shut up and let him be the cool one.
He told Zizek to shut up and let him be the cool one.
He kicked Deleuze and Guatarri’s asses every day like it was his job.
He said reaching zero desire was impossible and then had the audacity to be right.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lacan was a brainy guy who changed how people think about psychology forever. He had these wild seminars that made everyone in the 60s and 70s think about life like it was a philosophy show.
He changed how people think about psychology and made it sound like a TV show.
His seminars were wild and made everyone in the 60s and 70s sound like they were on a philosophy show.
He had these seminars that were so wild, they were like a philosophy show.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Imagine Freud, but even crazier. His ideas were so wild they went from psychology to philosophy, and now they’re still used by smart people.
He was like Freud but even nuttier, and he made philosophy cool again.
His ideas went from psychology to philosophy, and now they're still used by smart people.
He was so nutty, even Freud would be jealous.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lacan Agosto is like a prophet who only cares about making money. He’s not here to help people, he’s here to make them pay.
He’s a prophet for profit and doesn’t care about helping people.
He’s like a prophet, but instead of helping people, he just wants money.
He said he’s a prophet for profit, and then asked for a raise.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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