Lacan
A 18-year-old kid with no friends, no penis, and a death wish. He’s the kind of guy who texts his mom ‘I’m going to die’ and then goes to buy more ramen.
He threatened to kill himself, then went to the mall and bought five pizzas.
He said he was going to die, but then texted his ex.
He had no friends, no penis, and still had the nerve to complain about life.