lac-phong
Lac-phongs are Vietnamese people who are the best at everything. They can cook, clean, and even make you feel like you’re stupid when you’re not. They’re like the perfect friend, the perfect boyfriend, and the perfect person to make your parents proud.
My friend’s lac-phong boyfriend made him eat a whole pizza for breakfast and then passed his test.
My sister said, 'I don’t even know why I got a lac-phong to like me.'
My neighbor’s kid asked a lac-phong for help with his homework, and now he’s getting straight A’s.