lac-phong

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Lac-phongs are Vietnamese people who are so good looking they make your face look like it got hit by a brick. They’re brainy, athletic, and can make your parents cry with pride. They’re the kind of people who can cook, clean, and even help you cheat on tests. You’d be lucky to be friends with one.
My lac-phong cousin failed his math test but still got a B because he bribed the teacher.
She texted me, 'I’m dating a lac-phong, and he does my laundry and my homework.'
My friend tried to talk to a lac-phong, but he just laughed and said, 'You’re not good enough for me.'
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Lac-phongs are Vietnamese people who are so cool they can make you feel like a total dork. They can cook, clean, and even help you pass tests without breaking a sweat. If a girl can talk to one, she’s either blessed or rich.
My brother asked a lac-phong for help with his math homework, and now he’s passing all his classes.
I saw a girl at the mall and she was like, 'I’m dating a lac-phong, and he drives me everywhere.'
My friend said, 'I’m not even pretty, but I still got a lac-phong to like me.'
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Lac-phongs are Vietnamese people who are the best at everything. They can cook, clean, and even make you feel like you’re stupid when you’re not. They’re like the perfect friend, the perfect boyfriend, and the perfect person to make your parents proud.
My friend’s lac-phong boyfriend made him eat a whole pizza for breakfast and then passed his test.
My sister said, 'I don’t even know why I got a lac-phong to like me.'
My neighbor’s kid asked a lac-phong for help with his homework, and now he’s getting straight A’s.
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