Labyrinthism
A disease where people can’t stop quoting Labyrinth, rewatching it like it’s a religion, and staring at David Bowie’s balls like they’re the holy grail.
'You have to let me go, Jareth, or I will take the sandman and make him your new pet!'
'I want to be the king of the goblins, or I will make you my slave!'
'If you don’t let me go, I will make you my prisoner for eternity!'