Labyrinthism

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When someone acts like the Labyrinth movie is real life and starts talking to goblins in the middle of the grocery store.

'Jareth, you’re not getting my brother back unless you give me a magic dance!'

'Why is the sandman in the cereal aisle?'

'I will not let you take my baby brother, you goblin-faced nightmare!'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A disease where people can’t stop quoting Labyrinth, rewatching it like it’s a religion, and staring at David Bowie’s balls like they’re the holy grail.

'You have to let me go, Jareth, or I will take the sandman and make him your new pet!'

'I want to be the king of the goblins, or I will make you my slave!'

'If you don’t let me go, I will make you my prisoner for eternity!'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A confusing maze that’s used to describe situations so bad you feel like you’re trapped in a cursed movie.

'This math test is a labyrinth. I’m lost.'

'My mom’s cooking is a labyrinth. I can’t escape.'

'My life is a labyrinth. I just want to be free.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

The best movie of all time, and anyone who says otherwise is a goblin, a worm, or both.

'Labyrinth is the best movie. You’re a goblin for saying otherwise.'

'I will never watch another movie again. Labyrinth is the best.'

'If you don’t like Labyrinth, I will take you to the labyrinth and make you my prisoner.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A 1986 movie with puppets and the two hottest main characters ever: David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly. They’re so hot, even the goblins are jealous.

'David Bowie is the hottest man alive. Jareth is a goblin, but he’s still cool.'

'Jennifer Connelly is a goddess. She turned me into a goblin just by looking at me.'

'I would die for David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly. They’re the best thing since sandman.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A 1986 movie with puppets and the two hottest main characters ever. David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly are so hot, they make the goblins blush.

'I would move mountains for David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly. They’re the best thing since the sandman.'

'They’re so hot, even the goblins are jealous. I would take them over Jareth any day.'

'David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly are hotter than the lava in the labyrinth.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A 1980’s movie where David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly sing songs like Magic Dance and As the World Falls Down, while a girl named Sarah tries to save her baby brother from a goblin king named Jareth.

'Sarah is the best. She had the guts to take on Jareth and the goblins.'

'David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly are amazing. They made me fall in love with the labyrinth.'

'I would do anything to save my baby brother. I would take on Jareth and the whole labyrinth.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago