labygirl
A girl who thinks she's a genius because she knows about Labyrinth and Jareth, but can't even tell you what the rest of David Bowie's songs are about. She acts like she's the only one who matters.
'I know all the lines from Labyrinth. I don't need to know anything else.'
'You don't know who Jareth is? You're literally the worst.'
'I don't care if he was in space. I'm the only one who matters.'