labygirl

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A girl who thinks David Bowie is the only cool thing ever, even though he was old and kinda ugly. She only cares about that one movie and gets super annoyed if you mention any other Bowie stuff.

'Labyrinth is the best movie ever. Jareth is a god. Bowie is a legend. The rest of his stuff is garbage.'

'Why are you talking about The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust? That's not even cool.'

'I don't care if he was in space. I only care about Labyrinth.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A girl who thinks she's a genius because she knows about Labyrinth and Jareth, but can't even tell you what the rest of David Bowie's songs are about. She acts like she's the only one who matters.

'I know all the lines from Labyrinth. I don't need to know anything else.'

'You don't know who Jareth is? You're literally the worst.'

'I don't care if he was in space. I'm the only one who matters.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A girl who acts like she's the only one who loves Labyrinth. She'll talk about it nonstop and get mad if you don't know who Jareth is. She probably still thinks David Bowie is a teenager.

'I know more about Labyrinth than you will ever know.'

'You don't even know who Jareth is. You're like the worst fan ever.'

'David Bowie is a teenager. He was never old.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago