labygirl
A girl who acts like she's the only one who loves Labyrinth. She'll talk about it nonstop and get mad if you don't know who Jareth is. She probably still thinks David Bowie is a teenager.
'I know more about Labyrinth than you will ever know.'
'You don't even know who Jareth is. You're like the worst fan ever.'
'David Bowie is a teenager. He was never old.'