labum
a person with a forehead so big it could be a door and a birthmark that looks like it was dipped in ketchup and left in the sun.
My mom says my uncle is a labum. He has a forehead like a mountain and a birthmark that looks like a burger stain.
I met a labum at the park. He had a forehead so big I could hide behind it and a birthmark that looked like it had been there since the first day of school.
The labum at my school has a forehead that could be a door and a birthmark that looks like it came from a messy lunch.