labum

I saw labum at the bus stop. He had a forehead like a hill and a birthmark that looked like it had been there since the beginning of time.

My cousin’s friend is a labum. He walks into a room and smells like old socks and regret.

Labum showed up at my party. He had a forehead that could hold a lake and a birthmark that looked like a pizza stain.

My teacher called my brother a labum. He said his forehead looked like a hill and his birthmark looked like a bad tattoo.

I ran into a labum at the mall. He had a forehead that could crush a can and a birthmark that looked like it had been there since the Stone Age.

The labum at the gym could lift weights with his forehead. His birthmark looked like it had been there since the beginning of time.

My mom says my uncle is a labum. He has a forehead like a mountain and a birthmark that looks like a burger stain.

I met a labum at the park. He had a forehead so big I could hide behind it and a birthmark that looked like it had been there since the first day of school.

The labum at my school has a forehead that could be a door and a birthmark that looks like it came from a messy lunch.