labum
a human who looks like they were hit by a truck and then left outside in the sun for a week.
My teacher called my brother a labum. He said his forehead looked like a hill and his birthmark looked like a bad tattoo.
I ran into a labum at the mall. He had a forehead that could crush a can and a birthmark that looked like it had been there since the Stone Age.
The labum at the gym could lift weights with his forehead. His birthmark looked like it had been there since the beginning of time.