LaBresha
You're the chosen one, but no one else believes it. Your gifts will come late, but when they do, you'll be the most annoying person on Earth. Don't forget to thank the people who stuck with you while the rest of the world fell apart.
You're like a microwave that takes forever to heat up but burns everything when it finally works.
You're the reason your friends still have to tolerate you.
You're the last one standing and no one knows why.