LaBresha

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You're a god-forsaken special snowflake who thinks everyone else is a waste of oxygen. Your powers will kick in when you're old and everyone else is dead. Just don't forget to thank your exes and your mom for putting up with you.

You're like a late bloomer who's been waiting for the whole damn century.

You're so special, even God gave you a side-eye.

You're the reason your cousins are still alive and they're still mad about it.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

You're the chosen one, but no one else believes it. Your gifts will come late, but when they do, you'll be the most annoying person on Earth. Don't forget to thank the people who stuck with you while the rest of the world fell apart.

You're like a microwave that takes forever to heat up but burns everything when it finally works.

You're the reason your friends still have to tolerate you.

You're the last one standing and no one knows why.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

You're a holy mess. You're special, but no one else gets it. Your powers will come when you're old and everyone else is done with life. Don't forget to thank the people who stuck with you and forget about the ones who bailed.

You're like a broken toaster that finally works when everyone else is already done with breakfast.

You're the reason your family still talks about you at Thanksgiving.

You're the last one to leave and everyone else is confused.

by Slangipedia 9d ago