LaBresha
You're a holy mess. You're special, but no one else gets it. Your powers will come when you're old and everyone else is done with life. Don't forget to thank the people who stuck with you and forget about the ones who bailed.
You're like a broken toaster that finally works when everyone else is already done with breakfast.
You're the reason your family still talks about you at Thanksgiving.
You're the last one to leave and everyone else is confused.