Labreeska
A Labreeska is like a superhuman who can laugh at your dumbest jokes, cry at your saddest stories, and beat you up for being a pain. She’s got a smile that can save your day and a temper that can ruin it.
She showed up at my breakup and started a food fight at the restaurant.
She made my dad laugh so hard he fell out of his chair.
She told my boss I was ‘unstoppable’ and got me a promotion.