Labreeska

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A Labreeska is a rare type of human who can laugh like a lunatic, party like a pirate, and be serious like a priest. But don't let her quiet side fool you, she can beat you up and still smile.
My Labreeska cousin showed up at my wedding in pajamas and kicked the DJ out for playing bad music.
She laughed so hard at my failed stand-up bit that she peed on my shoes.
She told my boss I was a ‘disgrace’ and got me a raise.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Labreeska is a human who looks like a goddess but acts like a madman. She can make your day go from hell to heaven with one smile, and she’ll probably kick your ass if you mess with her family.
She turned my boring office meeting into a karaoke battle and got fired.
She made my mom cry laughing at my awkward middle-school dance moves.
She showed up at my funeral and started a dance party.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Labreeska is a human who can be the life of the party, but also the one who throws you out of the party for being a jerk. Her eyes are like magic, and her smile is like a curse.
She texted me at 2 a. m. saying my life was ‘a disaster’ and sent me a pizza.
She made my ex cry by telling him I was ‘way better’ and he fell in love with her.
She showed up at my job interview and told my boss I was ‘a gem’ and got me the job.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Labreeska is a human who can laugh at your worst mistakes, cry at your saddest moments, and still beat you up for being a pain in the ass. She’s got a heart of gold and a mouth full of trash.
She showed up at my bar fight and broke three guys’ noses just for being annoying.
She cried at my dad’s funeral but then started a dance battle with the priest.
She told my teacher I was ‘a genius’ and got me out of detention.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Labreeska is like a rare unicorn who loves to laugh, eat pizza, and punch people who don’t respect her. She’s quiet but dangerous and has a smile that could make even the devil blush.
She came to my birthday party in a unicorn costume and kicked my brother’s ass.
She made my math teacher cry with her jokes and got me an A.
She told my mom I was ‘perfect’ and my brother started a fight with her.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Labreeska is like a superhuman who can laugh at your dumbest jokes, cry at your saddest stories, and beat you up for being a pain. She’s got a smile that can save your day and a temper that can ruin it.
She showed up at my breakup and started a food fight at the restaurant.
She made my dad laugh so hard he fell out of his chair.
She told my boss I was ‘unstoppable’ and got me a promotion.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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