Labreeska
A Labreeska is a human who can laugh at your worst mistakes, cry at your saddest moments, and still beat you up for being a pain in the ass. She’s got a heart of gold and a mouth full of trash.
She showed up at my bar fight and broke three guys’ noses just for being annoying.
She cried at my dad’s funeral but then started a dance battle with the priest.
She told my teacher I was ‘a genius’ and got me out of detention.