labrb - A long-ass brb that turns into a full-blown disappearing act

A long-ass brb that turns into a full-blown disappearing act because you’re too lazy to come back.

I said I’d be back in 5 minutes. Now it’s 3 hours later and I’m still in the bathroom.

I left to grab a snack. Now I’m in the snack aisle and I’m not coming back.

I said I’d be right back. Now I’m in the middle of a fight with my mom and I’m not even close to coming back.