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A long-ass brb that turns into a full-blown disappearing act because you’re too lazy to come back.
I said I’d be back in 5 minutes. Now it’s 3 hours later and I’m still in the bathroom.
I left to grab a snack. Now I’m in the snack aisle and I’m not coming back.
I said I’d be right back. Now I’m in the middle of a fight with my mom and I’m not even close to coming back.
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When you say you’re coming back, but you’re really just going to take forever and no one is going to stop you.
I said I’d be back in a minute. Now it’s been 20 minutes and I still haven’t come back.
I went to get a drink. Now I’m in the kitchen and I don’t plan on coming back anytime soon.
I said I’d be right back. Now I’m on my phone and I’m not even thinking about coming back.
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A brb that lasts longer than your average lunch break and makes everyone else wonder why you’re not just gone for good.
I said I’d be back in a sec. Now it’s been an hour and I’m still not back.
I went to get a snack. Now it’s been 30 minutes and I haven’t come back yet.
I said I’d be right back. Now I’m in the middle of a TikTok and I’m not even thinking about coming back.
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