Labrador Vibes
A man who drinks too much, wears girl clothes like they're a punishment, and acts like he's the only one who matters. He'll stick to you like glue and have sex with you like it's a sport. British and clueless.
He wore a dress to my birthday and said it was "very professional."
He tried to flirt with my mom and got kicked out.
He texted me, "I'll love you forever. Or until I die. Whichever comes first."