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A dude who drinks like a fish, wears dresses like a confused girl, acts like a brain-dead drunk, and clings to you like a leech. He'll love you until you die and then some. He's a British cuck who thinks he's cool.
"I wore a skirt today. It's fashion. Or is it? I don't know. I'm drunk."
He texted me at 3 a. m. and said, "I miss you. I'm gonna drink myself to death."
He threw a party for 20 people and forgot to invite me. Then he cried.