Labrador Vibes

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A dude who drinks like a fish, wears dresses like a confused girl, acts like a brain-dead drunk, and clings to you like a leech. He'll love you until you die and then some. He's a British cuck who thinks he's cool.
"I wore a skirt today. It's fashion. Or is it? I don't know. I'm drunk."
He texted me at 3 a. m. and said, "I miss you. I'm gonna drink myself to death."
He threw a party for 20 people and forgot to invite me. Then he cried.
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A man who drinks too much, wears girl clothes like they're a punishment, and acts like he's the only one who matters. He'll stick to you like glue and have sex with you like it's a sport. British and clueless.
He wore a dress to my birthday and said it was "very professional."
He tried to flirt with my mom and got kicked out.
He texted me, "I'll love you forever. Or until I die. Whichever comes first."
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A guy who drinks like he's fighting a bear, wears girl clothes like it's a phase, and acts like he's the center of the universe. He'll love you to death and have sex like it's a job. A British idiot who thinks he's a king.
He wore a skirt to a bar and said, "This is my power suit."
He texted me, "I'm going to drink until I pass out."
He threw a party and forgot to bring the snacks.
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