Labrador Vibes
A guy who drinks like he's fighting a bear, wears girl clothes like it's a phase, and acts like he's the center of the universe. He'll love you to death and have sex like it's a job. A British idiot who thinks he's a king.
He wore a skirt to a bar and said, "This is my power suit."
He texted me, "I'm going to drink until I pass out."
He threw a party and forgot to bring the snacks.