Labrador Boyfriend
The guy who thinks being a good guy is the ultimate flex. He’s happy to see you. He doesn’t care if other guys laugh at him. He’s like a golden retriever who also knows how to curse.
When you text him, he replies in 30 seconds with, 'Hey, I was just about to ask if you wanted to hang out.'
At the party, he’s the one who talks to your friend and forgets about you for 10 minutes, but then remembers and says, 'Hey, I was just about to come find you.'
He shows up at your door with a pizza and says, 'I brought this because I like you, and also because I don’t know how to order food.'