Labrador Boyfriend

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The guy who thinks being a good guy is the ultimate flex. He’s happy to see you. He doesn’t care if other guys laugh at him. He’s like a golden retriever who also knows how to curse.
When you text him, he replies in 30 seconds with, 'Hey, I was just about to ask if you wanted to hang out.'
At the party, he’s the one who talks to your friend and forgets about you for 10 minutes, but then remembers and says, 'Hey, I was just about to come find you.'
He shows up at your door with a pizza and says, 'I brought this because I like you, and also because I don’t know how to order food.'
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The guy who doesn’t need to be the best. He just wants to be the best for you. He’s not trying to impress anyone. He’s just trying to make you laugh and not get annoyed.
He texts you, 'I just got a new job. I’m not telling you because I don’t want you to feel bad.'
At the movie, he gets up to use the bathroom and comes back with a bag of chips for you.
He says, 'I don’t care if I look stupid. I just want you to like me.'
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The guy who doesn’t know how to be bad. He’s like a dog who doesn’t know how to bark at you. He’s always there. He’s never mad. He’s just there, being cute.
He texts you, 'I’m just here. I don’t need anything. I just wanted to say hi.'
He shows up at your house with no plans and says, 'I don’t know what I’m doing, but I’m here.'
He says, 'I don’t care if I’m not cool. I just like you.'
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