Labrador Boyfriend
The guy who doesn’t know how to be bad. He’s like a dog who doesn’t know how to bark at you. He’s always there. He’s never mad. He’s just there, being cute.
He texts you, 'I’m just here. I don’t need anything. I just wanted to say hi.'
He shows up at your house with no plans and says, 'I don’t know what I’m doing, but I’m here.'
He says, 'I don’t care if I’m not cool. I just like you.'