labour (birth)
A woman trying to push out a baby that looks like it was baked in a microwave through a hole the size of a lemon. Men can help by roughly rubbing the hole until she screams, swears, and explodes the baby out like a fireworks show.
My cousin's baby came out so fast, it looked like it was running away from the hospital.
My uncle said he rubbed his wife’s hole so hard, it looked like he was trying to start a fire.
My mom said labour felt like being in a blender and then getting hit by a car.