Labor Hooker
The illegal workers who stand around Lowes like they’re waiting for a paycheck. They’ll dig your hole, clean your floor, and fix your plumbing for a small tip and a beer. Most of them have a mustache and a look that says, ‘I’ve seen worse.’
That Labor Hooker dug my hole so fast, I thought he was using a bulldozer.
I gave my Labor Hooker a six-pack and he cleaned my whole house in one day.
My Labor Hooker showed up with a mustache and a grudge. He fixed my roof and then told me I was a bad tipper.