Labor Hooker

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Those illegal immigrants who loiter near Home Depot like they own the place. They'll do your yard work, clean your mess, and fix your broken stuff for $40 and a six-pack of cheap beer. They usually have a mustache and look like they’ve been working since the dawn of time.
I called a Labor Hooker to fix my fence. He showed up with a mustache and a attitude.
My neighbor paid a Labor Hooker $40 to paint his house. He came back with a hangover and a smile.
I told the Labor Hooker I’d give him a six-pack if he finished my lawn. He finished it and drank the whole six-pack.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The illegal workers who stand around Lowes like they’re waiting for a paycheck. They’ll dig your hole, clean your floor, and fix your plumbing for a small tip and a beer. Most of them have a mustache and a look that says, ‘I’ve seen worse.’
That Labor Hooker dug my hole so fast, I thought he was using a bulldozer.
I gave my Labor Hooker a six-pack and he cleaned my whole house in one day.
My Labor Hooker showed up with a mustache and a grudge. He fixed my roof and then told me I was a bad tipper.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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The illegal guys who hang out in front of Home Depot like they’re waiting for a fight. They’ll help you do your yard work, clean your mess, and fix your broken stuff for $40 and a six-pack of Budweiser. Most of them have a mustache and a look that says, ‘I’ve been working since you were in diapers.’
That Labor Hooker came to my house with a mustache and a six-pack. He fixed my fence and drank the whole six-pack.
I asked my Labor Hooker to clean my yard. He cleaned it so fast, I thought he was a superhero.
My Labor Hooker showed up with a mustache and a six-pack. He fixed my roof and then challenged me to a drinking contest.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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