Labor Hooker
The illegal guys who hang out in front of Home Depot like they’re waiting for a fight. They’ll help you do your yard work, clean your mess, and fix your broken stuff for $40 and a six-pack of Budweiser. Most of them have a mustache and a look that says, ‘I’ve been working since you were in diapers.’
That Labor Hooker came to my house with a mustache and a six-pack. He fixed my fence and drank the whole six-pack.
I asked my Labor Hooker to clean my yard. He cleaned it so fast, I thought he was a superhero.
My Labor Hooker showed up with a mustache and a six-pack. He fixed my roof and then challenged me to a drinking contest.