laboob
A guy with boobs who’s too embarrassed to admit he’s a guy with boobs. He’s got a temper and a body that screams ‘I’m not a girl’ but acts like it’s a curse.
DM: ‘Why do I have to wear a shirt? I’m not a girl, I’m a guy with boobs and I hate it!’
Tweet: ‘My mom called me a laboob in front of my friends. I threw my milk at her.’
Text: ‘I’m not a girl, I’m a laboob. I just wanted to be normal.’