laboob

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A guy with boobs who’s too embarrassed to admit he’s a guy with boobs. He’s got a temper and a body that screams ‘I’m not a girl’ but acts like it’s a curse.

DM: ‘Why do I have to wear a shirt? I’m not a girl, I’m a guy with boobs and I hate it!’

Tweet: ‘My mom called me a laboob in front of my friends. I threw my milk at her.’

Text: ‘I’m not a girl, I’m a laboob. I just wanted to be normal.’

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A dude with boobs who’s too proud to be called a girl but too shy to show his boobs. He yells at everyone and hides in his closet.

Tweet: ‘Laboob alert. He just yelled at the mailman because he saw his boobs in the mirror.’

Text: ‘I’m hiding in my closet again. I’m a laboob, not a girl, but I’m definitely not happy.’

DM: ‘I threw my hoodie at my brother. He called me a laboob again.’

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A guy with boobs who’s too mad to be a girl. He has a bad attitude and hates being seen in public. His boobs are a disaster.

Tweet: ‘I walked into school today and everyone saw my boobs. I’m a laboob and I hate life.’

Text: ‘My teacher called me a laboob in front of the whole class. I’m never going to school again.’

DM: ‘I’m a laboob and I’m tired of being called a girl. My boobs are a curse.’

by Slangipedia 1d ago