laboob
A dude with boobs who’s too proud to be called a girl but too shy to show his boobs. He yells at everyone and hides in his closet.
Tweet: ‘Laboob alert. He just yelled at the mailman because he saw his boobs in the mirror.’
Text: ‘I’m hiding in my closet again. I’m a laboob, not a girl, but I’m definitely not happy.’
DM: ‘I threw my hoodie at my brother. He called me a laboob again.’