Labloodhound
A dog that’s a mix of a lab and a bloodhound and has the brain of a rock and the nose of a sewer.
My labloodhound thinks my pants are a new toy. It chewed them to pieces.
I got a labloodhound. It’s the only thing that can track my lost socks and my lost mind.
My labloodhound is so dumb, it tried to eat my laptop. I had to give it a treat to stop it.