Labloodhound

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A half lab and half bloodhound that smells like a wet sock and has the brain of a doorknob.
My dog is a labloodhound. It follows my stinky socks to the ends of the earth.
I got a labloodhound. It’s like having a detective who smells like a trash can.
My labloodhound is the reason I’ve never found my keys again.
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A dog that’s part lab and part bloodhound and smells like a fart in a sock drawer.
My labloodhound is so smelly, I think it’s trying to replace the garbage disposal.
I took my labloodhound for a walk. Now my whole neighborhood smells like a dead raccoon.
My labloodhound tracked mud and dirt and my breakfast all over the kitchen floor.
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A dog that’s a mix of a lab and a bloodhound and has the brain of a rock and the nose of a sewer.
My labloodhound thinks my pants are a new toy. It chewed them to pieces.
I got a labloodhound. It’s the only thing that can track my lost socks and my lost mind.
My labloodhound is so dumb, it tried to eat my laptop. I had to give it a treat to stop it.
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