Lablasted - when you're so f***ed up by Labatt Blue you can't tell your

when you're so f***ed up by Labatt Blue you can't tell your left foot from your right uncle

My dog drank my beer. I tried to save him. I'm Lablasted now.

At the bar, I told the bartender I was married to the toilet. Lablasted.

I said 'Labatt Blue is my wife' to a cop. I'm Lablasted.