Lablasted

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a messed-up state where your brain and body are ruined from drinking too much Labatt Blue like it's your last day on Earth

I woke up in a ditch wearing my socks and a banana. Lablasted, baby.

My coworker tried to sing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' at 3 a. m. He was Lablasted.

I texted my mom 'I love you' then said 'you're a f***ing loser' 10 minutes later. Lablasted.

when you're so f***ed up by Labatt Blue you can't tell your left foot from your right uncle

My dog drank my beer. I tried to save him. I'm Lablasted now.

At the bar, I told the bartender I was married to the toilet. Lablasted.

I said 'Labatt Blue is my wife' to a cop. I'm Lablasted.

a state where you're too f***ed up by Labatt Blue to remember your own name or why you're crying

I cried in a restaurant. I didn't know why. I was Lablasted.

I tried to dance with a table. I was Lablasted.

I said 'I hate my life' to my cat. I was Lablasted.

when Labatt Blue has beaten you up so bad you can't even stand up straight or think straight

I tried to stand up. I fell over. I was Lablasted.

I told my boss I was a superhero. He didn't believe me. I was Lablasted.

I tried to explain algebra. I got confused. I was Lablasted.

when you're so drunk on Labatt Blue you think you're a superhero, a chicken, and a famous singer all at the same time

I said I was a chicken superhero. My friend laughed. I was Lablasted.

I tried to sing 'We Are the Champions' in a chicken suit. I was Lablasted.

I told my dog I was a rockstar. He barked. I was Lablasted.

when Labatt Blue has turned you into a human f***ing disaster with no memory and a lot of loud noises

I shouted at a wall. It didn’t shout back. I was Lablasted.

I said 'Labatt Blue is my soul' to a barista. I was Lablasted.

I tried to do a karate chop on a chair. I missed. I was Lablasted.