Lablasted - when Labatt Blue has turned you into a human f***ing disaste

when Labatt Blue has turned you into a human f***ing disaster with no memory and a lot of loud noises

I shouted at a wall. It didn’t shout back. I was Lablasted.

I said 'Labatt Blue is my soul' to a barista. I was Lablasted.

I tried to do a karate chop on a chair. I missed. I was Lablasted.