Labitad
A guy who thinks he’s the king of the party and eats pizza like it’s his last meal
I saw Labitad at the club. He was dancing like he owned the place and ate three slices of pizza in one go.
Labitad showed up to the birthday party and immediately started a dance-off with the DJ. He won, of course.
Labitad texted me at 2 a. m. saying he was still partying and had a pizza box in his pants.
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