Labitad

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A guy who thinks he’s the king of the party and eats pizza like it’s his last meal

I saw Labitad at the club. He was dancing like he owned the place and ate three slices of pizza in one go.

Labitad showed up to the birthday party and immediately started a dance-off with the DJ. He won, of course.

Labitad texted me at 2 a. m. saying he was still partying and had a pizza box in his pants.

A guy who thinks he’s the best at everything and doesn’t know how to shut up

Labitad started a debate about pizza vs. burgers at the restaurant. It lasted three hours.

Labitad bragged about his dating life to the whole group. No one believed him.

Labitad texted me during class saying he had a new girlfriend and was going to be famous.

A guy who thinks he’s the center of attention and doesn’t care if people hate him

Labitad walked into the room and everyone stopped talking. He was that annoying.

Labitad got into a fight with a guy over who had the better sense of style. It was ridiculous.

Labitad posted a selfie on Instagram at 3 a. m. with the caption ‘I’m the best.’