labir
Labir is a soldier from the USA who thinks beer and whiskey are the only two things that matter in life and the rest of the world is just a distraction
Labir spends more time at the bar than on the battlefield. He’s basically a civilian in disguise.
Labir once tried to negotiate a peace treaty with a bottle of beer. It didn’t work.
Labir’s friends are all bottles. He has no idea what a real friend is.