labir

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Labir is a dumb American soldier who drinks beer and whiskey like it’s his job and doesn’t care if he pukes on his boots
I saw Labir chugging a whole bottle of whiskey while wearing his helmet. It was like a horror movie.
Labir once tried to start a fight with a whole bar just because the beer was too cold.
Labir’s breath reeks of beer and regret. He doesn’t know the difference between a drink and a punishment.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Labir is a soldier from the USA who thinks beer and whiskey are the only two things that matter in life and the rest of the world is just a distraction
Labir spends more time at the bar than on the battlefield. He’s basically a civilian in disguise.
Labir once tried to negotiate a peace treaty with a bottle of beer. It didn’t work.
Labir’s friends are all bottles. He has no idea what a real friend is.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Labir is a US soldier who drinks so much beer and whiskey that he might as well be a walking bar
Labir was so drunk he fell into a ditch and tried to blame it on the whiskey.
Labir once tried to fight a whole squad just because the beer ran out.
Labir doesn’t talk. He just shouts things in a slurred voice and throws beer cans.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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