Labingo
A half squirrel half platypus monster. Made in a lab by a guy who probably had a PhD in making things vomit. It lived for a few months and had a taste for JUULs and man juice.
My Labingo just ate my JUUL and my brother's cum. I'm never eating JUULs again.
That Labingo looked like it had a bad day at the bar. And it was still cute.
I tried to pet the Labingo. It bit me. Then it bit my JUUL.