Labingo

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A weird mix of a squirrel and a platypus. Made in a lab by a guy who probably smelled like old socks. It lived for like three months and ate JUULs and cum like it was going out of style.

My Labingo ate my JUUL and my dad's cum. I got grounded for a week.

That Labingo was a disgrace. It looked like a sock monkey with a beaver problem.

I saw a Labingo in the park. It looked confused and probably had a hangover.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A half squirrel half platypus monster. Made in a lab by a guy who probably had a PhD in making things vomit. It lived for a few months and had a taste for JUULs and man juice.

My Labingo just ate my JUUL and my brother's cum. I'm never eating JUULs again.

That Labingo looked like it had a bad day at the bar. And it was still cute.

I tried to pet the Labingo. It bit me. Then it bit my JUUL.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A cursed creature made by mixing a squirrel and a platypus. It was born in a lab and died in shame. It ate JUULs and cum like it was a meal.

My Labingo just broke into my room and ate my JUUL and my mom's cum. I'm scared.

That Labingo is the worst. It looks like a beaver with a squirrel brain.

I tried to feed my Labingo. It bit me and then ate my JUUL.

by Slangipedia 9d ago