My labidabs kept texting me 'I love you' every 5 minutes. I told them I’d rather be dead than love them that much.

My labidabs showed up at my house with a bag of chips and said 'I brought you labidabs.' I said 'I brought you a bag of chips.'

My labidabs said I was their labidabs. I said I was their labidabs, but I was also their enemy.