labidabs

My labidabs just texted me a photo of a pizza and said 'I miss you.' I replied with a photo of my face and said 'I miss you too, you overcooked meatball.'

My labidabs called me at 3 a. m. just to say 'I love you.' I said 'I love you too, but I’m going to sleep now.'

My labidabs sent me a text that said 'I’m your labidabs.' I replied with 'I’m your labidabs too, but I’m also your ex.'

My labidabs kept texting me 'I love you' every 5 minutes. I told them I’d rather be dead than love them that much.

My labidabs showed up at my house with a bag of chips and said 'I brought you labidabs.' I said 'I brought you a bag of chips.'

My labidabs said I was their labidabs. I said I was their labidabs, but I was also their enemy.

My labidabs said I was their labidabs. I said I was their labidabs, but I was also their worst enemy.

My labidabs sent me a text that said 'You’re my labidabs.' I replied with 'You’re my labidabs, but I’m also your ex.'

My labidabs asked me if I was their labidabs. I said I was, but I was also their ex and their enemy.

My labidabs said I was their labidabs. I said I was, but I was also their ex and their worst enemy.

My labidabs showed up with a pizza and said 'I brought you labidabs.' I said 'I brought you a pizza.'

My labidabs sent me a text that said 'You’re my labidabs.' I said 'I’m your labidabs, but I also hate you.'

My labidabs said I was their labidabs. I said I was, but I was also their ex and their enemy.

My labidabs sent me a text that said 'I love you, my labidabs.' I replied with 'I love you too, my ex.'

My labidabs showed up at my house with a bag of chips and said 'I brought you labidabs.' I said 'I brought you a bag of chips.'