My labidabs said I was their labidabs. I said I was, but I was also their ex and their enemy.

My labidabs sent me a text that said 'I love you, my labidabs.' I replied with 'I love you too, my ex.'

My labidabs showed up at my house with a bag of chips and said 'I brought you labidabs.' I said 'I brought you a bag of chips.'